- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

A penis walks into a bar..

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

I have cancer. And you're next.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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