What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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