- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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