- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

one of the idiot

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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