What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Im gay What about you

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

im @ work, LOL.

I'm Polish.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Penis chickens

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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