Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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