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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Youre mom is so dead...

XD Jackass.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

A seal walks into a club.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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