- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Ben Affleck

Donald Trump.

Who wants water? I do.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

dyslexic's Untie

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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