- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

. . I am a whale

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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