A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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