- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A women left the kitchen.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Women's Rights

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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