What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Psychics.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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PIED NINNY!

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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