- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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