- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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