- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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