- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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