- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Vagina Boob

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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