- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

yolo your orange looks orange

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Women's Rights

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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