- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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