- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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