- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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