- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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