Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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