- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Good job, son.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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