- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

PIED NINNY!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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