What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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