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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

the sky is green no it is not

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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