Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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