- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Chuck Norris is dead......

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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