A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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