A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Knock Knock Who's there

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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