- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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