If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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