- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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