What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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