- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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