- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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