- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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