Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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sfdg

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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