What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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LOL

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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