- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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