- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I'm HIV positive.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Logan's gay

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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