What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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