An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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a man was shot.... he died

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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