What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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