- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Hello.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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