What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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batman has diarrhea

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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