- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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