- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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