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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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