This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Women's professional sports

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A guy walks into a bar

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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