- Anti Joke

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why can't jokes spit?