- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Women's professional sports

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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