Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Jovan

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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