- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

homosexual

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

here's a joke... the american education society

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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