Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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everyone dislike this

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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