roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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