- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

here's a joke... the american education society

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Stephen Hawking

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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