Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What do you call an arab ?

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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The WPGA tour

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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