- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Women

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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