It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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