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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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