Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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