An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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