why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Make me famous

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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