Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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David Cameron

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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