q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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