- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How old are you? 7

The holocaust

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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