Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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