- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

salad days!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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