What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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