- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Go away still nothing to see

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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