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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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