- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

The Colts this year.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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