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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

whats green and slimy? green slim

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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