- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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