What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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autsim

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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