- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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